Wednesday, 19 May 2021

Pitter Patter

आज बारिश ने मुझे जम के टपलिया मारी.
बोहोत मजा आया !

Monday, 17 May 2021

The Evilest Virus Of All



Corrupt politicians are using this pandemic as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to accomplish their evil political ambitions.

Politicians are hoarding oxygen cylinders and their henchmen are black-marketing it.

Politicians, chemists, hospitals, doctors are hoarding and black-marketing life-saving injections and medicines.

Hospitals are charging patients such astronomical bills as if their hospitals were super-luxury yachts sailing in the Mediterranean. 

Ambulance and hearse van owners are charging 10 times the actual price for moving patients and dead bodies, respectively.

Crematoriums, burial grounds, priests, and maulvis are charging 5-10 times for performing the last rites.

Fruits and vegetables are being sold at three times their actual price.

And we are cursing the Covid-19 virus and praying to God to destroy it?

Really?

We humans, the evilest and the most destructive virus of the universe created Covid-19 virus. Now that same evil creation of ours, our own Frankenstein is killing us.

The law of Karma comes a full circle here.

So why are you angry with God???

When will you stop blaming others (including God) for all your sins, crimes, and mistakes??? 

So, stop praying to God to eliminate Covid-19 Virus.

Instead, have a good look at yourself in the mirror and realise the sinner and criminal that you are. Then, surrender to God, surrender all your ego, greed, lust, envy, hatred, vanity, sense of vengeance, and ask God to help you destroy all these negativities and demons inside you. So that, once again, from a virus, you transform into a human being.

The vaccine to eliminate all your destructive forces lies unused within your own heart. The day you start using your heart more than your brain, from a despicable virus that you currently are, you will turn into a divine human being again.

Never forget, Karma spares no one. Not even incarnations.

So, dear two-legged virus, who the hell do you think you are?


Friday, 30 April 2021

Vultures

आज कल, आसमान में कम
जमीन पर ज्यादा गिद्ध नजर आ रहे हैं

आज कल, तवों पर कम
चिताओं पर ज्यादा रोटियां सेकी जा रही हैं

मुर्खो, होश में आओ, जरा संभल जाओ
और गौर से देखो आईने में अपने आप को
क्योंकि, कर्म नहीं छोड़ता किसी के बाप को
कर्म नहीं छोड़ता किसी के बाप को !!!

Monday, 26 April 2021

Bill


हम खुद जंगल के जंगल समाप्त कर रहे है, पशुऒ की प्रजातियों का सफाया कर रहें हैं, नदीयों और समुंद्रो को प्रदूषित कर रहे हैं, हवा में जेहर घोल रहे हैं.

इस पर जब कुदरत रिएक्ट करती हैं, तो हम उसे ‘नेचुरल कैलेमिटी’ का नाम देकर उल्टा कुदरत पर ही बिल फाड़ देते हैं.

हमारी गिरने की कोइ सीमा ही नहीं.

Thursday, 15 April 2021

PPT & Excel Sheet


हजारों वर्ष पेहले, मनुष्य ने अपनी चेतना के बल पर अदृश्य ईश्वर तक को पा लिया और उनके साकार रूप में दर्शन भी कर लिये.

और आज के आधुनिक बुद्धिजीवियों को लगता हैं की जब तक वो PPT और Excel Sheets न बना ले, और जब तक वे क्वालिटेटिव और क्वांटिटेटिव रिसर्च न कर ले, तब तक उन्हें कस्टमर नहीं मिल सकता.

Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Fruit Wala



मैं एक खुली, खाली सी सड़क पर चल रहा था और अचानक पीछे से स्पीड में एक रिक्शा आयी और मुझे ठोकर मार कर निकल ली. मैं गिर पड़ा. 

सामने खड़ा एक ठेलेवाला मुझे हेल्प करने की बजाय ठहाके मार कर हसने लगा. ये उस रिक्शावाले से भी ज्यादा गया–गुजरा था.

मै गुस्से से बोला "साले बत्तीसी क्या फाड़ रहा हैं? कोई काम–धंधा नहीं हैं क्या?"

उसने बड़े सरकास्टिक टोन में जवाब दिया "साहब आप जैसे लोगों की मेहरबानी से इतना काम हैं की सांस लेने तक की फुरसत नहीं."

अव्वल नंबर का बदतमीज और सेडिस्ट इंसान था.

मै अपने आप से अपने पैरों पर खड़ा हुआ, और देखा की उसका सेब का ठेला था. पर दो–एक सेब को छोड़ कर बाकी सारे सेब सड़े–गले थे.

मैने हैरान हो कर जब उसकी तरफ देखा, तो उस बेशर्म इंसान ने फिर से अपनी बत्तीसी के दर्शन कराये. मेरा मन किया दो झापड़ रसीद दू साले को. पर मैं समझ गया ये कौन था. ये जरूर किसी पागल खाने से भाग कर आया था. पागलों के मुंह कौन लगे?

जैसे ही मैं जाने लगा और चार कदम आगे चला, कमीने ने मुझे पीछे से आवाज लगायी... उसी सरकास्टिक टोन में..."कैसे लगे फल?"

अब मेरे सब्र का बांध टूट गया. जैसे ही मैं गुस्से से उसकी तरफ मूड़ा, मेरी नजर अचानक उसके ठेले के बोर्ड पर पड़ी. उसके ठेले का नाम था – शनि फ्रूट वाला.

और वो मुझे देख कर फिर से मुस्कुराने लगा. 



The Feminine Principle


In Hinduism, Trinity has two definitions. One is that of Brahma + Vishnu + Mahesh while the other is that of Shiva + Parvati + Ganesh (The divine Father + Mother + Child).

In Christianity, Trinity is defined as The Holy Father + The Son + The Holy Spirit.

By logic, only a Mother can complete the triad of “In nomine Patris, et Filli, et Spiritus Sancti.” The Holy Spirit or who they also call as The Holy Ghost has to be a feminine power, a Mother. But the Christians believe that The Holy Spirit is a male.

Does that mean that in Christianity there is no significance of the feminine power?

How can this be?
Jesus Christ, the divine Son, was not born to a man named Joseph, but to a lady called Mother Virgin Mary, The Immaculata.

Christians need to ponder, why is it that the Feminine Principle was not given its due?

How could the Mother element be dismissed in Christian Spirituality?
Just paying obeisance to Mother Mary is not enough. Because She was the physical incarnation of The Holy Spirit. In Her subtle form, She is The Holy Spirit.

The Protestant Church went even further and rejected Mother Mary completely.

How could the intellectual Martin Luther fail to realise that without the Mother element, the Creator, the creation of the entire universe is not possible?
Maybe, the problem was intellect itself. Divinity is beyond human intellect, isn’t it?

Interestingly, similar blunder happened in Islam. Despite the great sacrifice of Fatima Bi, the daughter of Prophet Mohammed and the wife of Hazrat Ali and the mother of Hassan and Hussain, the Feminine Principle has been totally discarded in Islam. This explains the horrific condition of women in the Islamic nations. Just imagine how it would have been for women 1400 years ago in Islamic nations.

Why do you think this has happened in Christianity and Islam?

During the period of Jesus Christ and Prophet Mohammed, and the period after them, the region of Middle East had a very dominant and degraded male society. Women merely were objects of sex, male-child producing machines, and maids who looked after the house and raised children. While the men were at war and making wealth, they felt their task and purpose of life was higher. In addition, in Islam, they believed that it was the evil Hawwa (Eve) who tempted Aadam (Adam) and was responsible for the fall of man. Therefore, women were not only perceived as inferior, but evil. They also were considered impure due to their menstrual cycle. So how could they ever revere woman or a feminine power? (Here, it is important to note that Prophet Mohammed never said women were inferior to men) Also, as time went by, the versions of The Holy Bible and The Holy Quran were edited according to the convenience of the patriarchal society of those times.

That's why, the spiritual head of Christianity is always Il Papa and never an Il Mama. But why didn’t the nuns ever ask if their seeking is lesser or inferior to those of Popes and Archbishops?

When you suppress anything, after a point, it is bound to spring up with much more force. In the Christian world this happened between 1960-70s. The Women's Liberation Movement.

The women's liberation of the Christian world liberated women from the shackles of male dominance. But in real, it did a lot of bad than good for the womenfolk. Sadly, the women’s liberation movement was a bigger victory of the egoistic, desperate and corrupt males. Because the women have only degraded themselves in the name of liberation. That's exactly what men wanted. Easy sex. More sex. Sex with as many women on the planet. And they got it on a platter. The women’s desire of seeking attention and appreciation of men doomed women even further.

In the first place, why would you want to seek attention and appreciation of those who never respected you?

When will you understand that when men get attracted to you, they are not thinking of your inner beauty and goodness?
They have only one thing in mind. Don’t you know what it is?

To every man, a woman was primarily an object of sex then. Women are primarily an object of sex even today.

I wonder what will happen when the women of the Islamic world will announce their liberation. Just imagine how it will pan out. Men all over the world are already drooling at the thought of it.  

In the ancient Hindu text of Manusmriti, there is a beautiful saying in Sanskrit:

Yatra nāryastu pūjyante ramante tatra devatāḥ|

Yatraitāstu na pūjyante sarvāstatrāphalāḥ kriyāḥ ||

Where women are honoured, there the gods rejoice; where, on the other hand, they are not honoured, there all rites are fruitless.

But the Westernised Hindu women of today also have to ask themselves. Are they worthy of being worshipped (pūjyante)?

Women should not try to compete with men. Why droop down to the level of lowly creatures when you are already divine? Stay divine. Be the Goddess that you are. Even Gods and demons will fall at your feet.

A Lebanese-American philosopher, writer and painter named Gibran Khalil Gibran said something very interesting and profound about the feminine principle.

Christians, Muslims and all patriarchal societies must ponder upon it.
He quoted: "Most religions speak of God in the masculine gender. To me He is as much a Mother as He is a Father. The God-Father may be reached through the mind or the imagination, but the God-Mother can be reached through the heart only-through love.''

Forget being fair to women, men in general are not fair even to men. Why else would they call this saint a philosopher?